This week sure went sideways in a hurry. After Hillary Clinton’s stunning election night collapse, the American people are now faced with four years of well, whatever sorts of fresh hell the President-elect’s administration unleashes upon us. Gitmo is getting better Wi-Fi, Facebook denied all responsibility in spreading FUD throughout the election, the internet’s worst people are bolder than ever and the Navy can’t even afford bullets for its brand-new destroyer. Numbers, what are they good for? Not predicting presidential elections, apparently.